J. Coles new album is goat status the end.

If you're a 14 year old girl yeah

Nah bro, I jammed it wasn't bad, better than his last few albums but shit I'd rather jam smoke dza or riff raffs new shit

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Dat_Meskin wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:42 pm

If you're a 14 year old girl yeah

so you liked it?

Rekshots wrote:

Dat_Meskin wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:42 pm

If you're a 14 year old girl yeah

so you liked it?

I saw Relshots at a grocery store in Houston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

Lmao wth

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Lol relshots crazy one time me and him balled in the mall and he saw a cute Asian girl and he ran over to her, scooped her up and ran to his van lol she’s still missing


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Relshots a fool with the hide and seek shawty lol

j. cole is lame

I was trolling J. Coles boring as shit and his new album did nothing to change that.

megamonatana02176 wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:07 am

I was trolling J. Coles boring as shit and his new album did nothing to change that.

yeah, and you still a virgin at 36.... have fun being a fucking loser for the rest of your life

lame ass

Rekshot is a child prodigy. At a mere three years of age, he was able to fully master the English language. When he turned five, he enrolled at Hamburger State University. There, he earned his bachelors degree in Asian studies with a concentration in anime. By six, he had mastered calculus and started writing PhD level academic papers.

While he struggled a bit with integral calculus, he figured it out through dedication and hardwork over almost twenty-three minutes. In one of his papers, he addresses a mathematical application of anime that transcends human logic, acting as the spark for his career. But before he could start on his journey to stardom, he resolved to finish his PhD. By eight, his intellectual capacity had exceeded that of an average twenty-eight and a half year old. Realizing his prodigious growth, rekshots thought he should spend some time in self reflection to get a better grasp on what he could expect of himself in future. So, he went to the Himalayas for 7 years to find himself. There, he interacted with thirty-five yetis and managed to convince the Hindu god, Shiva to add him on Snapchat.

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Continuing with his story: His most recent creation, life-like japanese sex dolls, are a work of art that scholars at top institutions around the world have failed to reverse engineer. The life-like manuerisms and technology behind his creations have academicians puzzled, with seventeen Harvard professor having committed suicide after realizing their relative inferiority as compared to the god-man himself.

Rekshots wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:51 am

megamonatana02176 wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:07 am

I was trolling J. Coles boring as shit and his new album did nothing to change that.

yeah, and you still a virgin at 36.... have fun being a fucking loser for the rest of your life

lame ass

Nikka mad cuz I fucked his asian tranny pals and got VIP at Wendys.

aren't you D.C09 fag