Aug 20th, 2022
I was on my way to Walmart to hustle my tamales with no filling feeling like a million bucks cause I'm on my way to rob these foos of their little weekly check with these masa filled tamales.
As i was turning in my geo metro with the plastic taped window, it seemed as if i saw rek pumping gas, he was in a blue Astro van... He waved at me but i was like fuck that... Last time I hung out with him my shit got towed and caught animal cruelty charges. So i floored it and did 40 trying to get away quick. I finally got to Walmart and saw this fucking dirty knee girl. She was walking up to me as if she knew me. I had gotten out the car with my gold filled cooler... The bitch asked me if I had caguamas.. i was like pendeja son tamales... Quieres or what?... She rolled her bloodshot eyes at me and laughed... She's glad i like foos voluntarily giving me their cash for my masa tamales. I wanted to yell go wash your taco de caca bitch .. but i didn't want any shit Poppin off. I was walking around with my cooler... And psst'ing at people cause those fucking Walmart securities are always fucking with me. As i was closing up my sell. The fucking black security truck flashes his lights and i start running cause I'd sold him about 3 dozen masa tamales about 1 a week ago... So i know he was pissed. I'm running with my cooler and trying to shove the cash in my pocket but the fucker jumped out and started chasing me... I'm almost at my car but i don't see it... So I'm scared as fuck now cause this fucker will probably beat my ass... I keep running around the parking lot looking for my car and i end up seeing reks Astro... I remember his fucking lock was broken cause the neighbor hood homeless dudes like having orgies in it and fucking rek has hidden cams in there and uploads them on pornhub and rakes in fuck tons of income off that weird ass shit... I'm contemplating if i wanna jump in the fucking van full of homeless dudes jizz, wait till the security dude thinks he's lost me and leaves or just keep fucking running till I find my car... As im running in fucking circles with my cooler i start to run towards the back of the parking lot near the main street .. and i see my fucking geo metro with the stupid bloodshot eyed bitch i saw earlier and rek in my shit .. i run towards them and rek sees I'm pissed and turns the car on... Im running directly at him to get in my shit and he start driving towards me... And the bitch in the car is laughing... I still have my fucking cooler... I thought rek was gonna pull up and let me jump in... The fucker hits me and drives off... My fucking coolers flew across the parking lot with the little tamales i had left scattered... My fucking leg felt like it was broken as i tried to get up... I looked around dazed and i see the damn security guard running towards me .. I'm running and limping... Trying to regain my balance and not feel the pain... He fucking tackles me.. i lose my breath and he lands directly on my fucking chest as we hit the ground... I look around trying to stay conscious... I see rek walking up with the dirty knee bitch... Laughing saying .. I'm one of the homeless persons that have been vandalizing his van... I pass out...
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Damn.. i had forgot about sadr
He had some good stories
He had some good stories
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Yeah he did...