Idiots you know
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 7:53 pm
I know an idiot, who was smoking a fly threw a pipe.
Em dudes mixed it into the head and told him it was the last one and he could have it. That nigga was so high af that he inhaled all that shit.
Then he said, it tastes like marchpane.
Another idiot I knew (one of my best friends in the childhood) was such an idiot, that the failed two times in his mason "exams". The synthetic drugs fucked up his brain.
Also, a big idiot was the father of one of my best friends.
His son lost his job, because he stole stuff from there to sell it on his own. Then his father rode drunk as fuck with his car to the chef (who was his own Chef, too) to fuck him up to make him give his son the job back. The police stopped him, so he lost his license.
At least he didn't lose his job, cause he didn't arrive at his chef's house...
The son of this idiot did another bitchnigga move:
After pub I fucked a bitch in her flat (ok, she was ugly and old and so I'm the first idiot in this part but o was young and drunk).
My friend went with us and slept in another room.
I thought he was sleeping, but no. When we fell asleep, he stole all stuff she had like credit card, money and even cosmetics.
A similar story with another friend:
We fucked a drunk milf together in his car. (real porno style gmr)
Then he thought, that she was so drunk, that she wouldn't realize it, that he was trying to steal a ring of her finger. Gmr.
After I arbitrated the situation, he tried it once again.
She got mad, threw her shoes, keys. Documents and other stuff away and went away.. Straight towards a ghetto (@ about 6 am). I told my nigga to get the fuck Away better.
Never heard again from the bitch. And she said, that she was living about 30 miles away
What idiots (except of y'all selves) did y'all meet I'm your boring lifes?
Em dudes mixed it into the head and told him it was the last one and he could have it. That nigga was so high af that he inhaled all that shit.
Then he said, it tastes like marchpane.
Another idiot I knew (one of my best friends in the childhood) was such an idiot, that the failed two times in his mason "exams". The synthetic drugs fucked up his brain.
Also, a big idiot was the father of one of my best friends.
His son lost his job, because he stole stuff from there to sell it on his own. Then his father rode drunk as fuck with his car to the chef (who was his own Chef, too) to fuck him up to make him give his son the job back. The police stopped him, so he lost his license.
At least he didn't lose his job, cause he didn't arrive at his chef's house...
The son of this idiot did another bitchnigga move:
After pub I fucked a bitch in her flat (ok, she was ugly and old and so I'm the first idiot in this part but o was young and drunk).
My friend went with us and slept in another room.
I thought he was sleeping, but no. When we fell asleep, he stole all stuff she had like credit card, money and even cosmetics.
A similar story with another friend:
We fucked a drunk milf together in his car. (real porno style gmr)
Then he thought, that she was so drunk, that she wouldn't realize it, that he was trying to steal a ring of her finger. Gmr.
After I arbitrated the situation, he tried it once again.
She got mad, threw her shoes, keys. Documents and other stuff away and went away.. Straight towards a ghetto (@ about 6 am). I told my nigga to get the fuck Away better.
Never heard again from the bitch. And she said, that she was living about 30 miles away
What idiots (except of y'all selves) did y'all meet I'm your boring lifes?