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Residentsleep is racist
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i can't watch interracial porn. because i don't like to see a black man get pleasureresidentsleep wrote:if i watch a porn with black ppl in it, but can't get a boner or get off to it at all, does that make me a racist?
also here is a x-mas poem
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the hood
Every one of them darkies was up to no good
Their forties were tossed on the lawns as they passed
And the moonlight did twinkle as it shone on the glass
The children were up, way past their bed time
On the porch, while their mommas all smoked-up a dime
As the moms hit the pipe and passed it along
The babies all cried, 'cause their Purple Drank was gone
When all of the sudden, this car made a screech
While rounding the corner on the dimly lit street
The ho's all got off, their fat ***** with haste
And left the poor babies, as though they were waste
Just inside the door, they all looked out in horror
For the crack rock kept burning, and they didn't have more
When what should appear but a ten-year-old beater
With 40 inch rims, that just couldn't be sweeter
They all started wailing, “My baby's out there!”
But open the door, not a one of them dared
The bullets were flying, and the babies were crying
As one, then another, began silently dying
Rashid, and Darnel... You been shot in the head!
Hey Tamika... yo' Wanda... is both a y'all dead?
They quickly decided, on a plan of attack...
And sent Aunt Rwanda to go score some more crack
When the cops finally came, not one person would talk
As detectives drew outlines on the porch with their chalk
Just another night in Cleveland, as it would appear
No reason to spoil their holiday cheer...
For Rwanda came back with a Christmas surprise...
An eight-ball of crack, and semen-stained thighs
As they tore up a Chore Boy, and stuffed it inside
They all vowed to get tats of their kids who had died
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Why does everyone with down syndrome look exactly the same?
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This is funny then a bitch
Mex nd shroom yall gotta see this shit gmr
Mex nd shroom yall gotta see this shit gmr
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^saw that a while back shit makes me lol every time
Erik been lookn @ my liked videos on YouTube
Erik been lookn @ my liked videos on YouTube
phox wrote:I have k-rino old astro van from the early 90's I'll sell it to you for 30k.It don't run but you can put it in your spc museum
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mpssalvadorianShroom wrote:Erik been lookn @ my liked videos on YouTube
naw my homeboy sent me that vid this morning
that shit had me crackin up
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