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Re: RE: Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:46 pm
by Dat_Meskin
Ronni313 wrote:One time when I was like 13 or 14 I was constipated for whatever reason like idk how but my poop was so big n hard like it wouldn't come out for nothing n it hurt so bad trying...so my aunt told me to take a hot bath n just poop in the tub. So after school I took a hot bath n pushed it out n I felt so relieved that i forgot to take it out the bath tub and my sister came home n found it in the tub and went crazy and so I acted like I didn't know where it came from lmao my sister puked her guts out while cleaning it up n I helped her clean it up too lol I was too ashamed to admit I did it.....we both agreed that it was an intruder who broke in our house , someone that was playing a sick joke on us . I never told her the truth
Wtf did i just read...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:56 pm
by 2813308004
Ronni313 wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:33 pm
One time when I was like 13 or 14 I was constipated for whatever reason like idk how but my poop was so big n hard like it wouldn't come out for nothing n it hurt so bad trying...so my aunt told me to take a hot bath n just poop in the tub. So after school I took a hot bath n pushed it out n I felt so relieved that i forgot to take it out the bath tub and my sister came home n found it in the tub and went crazy and so I acted like I didn't know where it came from lmao my sister puked her guts out while cleaning it up n I helped her clean it up too lol I was too ashamed to admit I did it.....we both agreed that it was an intruder who broke in our house , someone that was playing a sick joke on us 😳😳. I never told her the truth
GNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:24 pm
by mfeswhtx
Typical white people shit nothing new

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:06 pm
by residentsleep
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:13 pm
by Ronni313
y'all got crazy spiders n shit.....I'd be scared af how dafuq do y'all really deal when you see a tarantula in your kitchen or some. Fuck that.

Re: RE: Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:14 pm
by mfeswhtx
Ronni313 wrote:y'all got crazy spiders n shit.....I'd be scared af how dafuq do y'all really deal when you see a tarantula in your kitchen or some. Fuck that.
That's some new Mexico or Arizona shit

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:16 pm
by Ronni313
naw that's some texas desert shit

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:20 pm
by Ronni313
Lizards and alligators n shit man fuck dat I'm not goin in the bau or however I spell it lol

I'm scared ..could u imagine falling into a swamp where there's fuvkin allegators or cordilles 😰 I know they be feeding dead bodies to the gators down there.

I'm a wimp lol

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:25 pm
by Ronni313
what if one day you woke up and was chained onto some shit and then a tv popped on n the saw guy said "let's play a game"

😳 that would suck really bad

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:41 pm
by Pre-K
tarantulas are so big that theyre not really scary theyre fuzzy and harmless

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:42 pm
by Pre-K
lol dumbass yankee cant spell bayou or crocodile

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:44 pm
by Pre-K
oh and ronni ur aunt is a nasty bitch

who tf takes abath and shits and sits in their own shit bath when theyre constipated

theres a thing called miralax or eat more fiber wtf

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:54 am
by Ronni313
Don't talk about my aunt Karen like that she was just trying to help

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:55 am
by Ronni313
Pre-K wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:42 pm
lol dumbass yankee cant spell bayou or crocodile
Hillbilly

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:30 pm
by Rekshots
i just bought this shirt today

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does anyone else thinks it looks cool?

will it get me laid... serious question