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Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:14 pm

Larry12 wrote:
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2020 in canceled

No big events until 2021


We're basically gonna skip a whole year


All because the chinese have disgusting eating habits smh
you mad that they cancelled the pearland gay pride parade?

its okay we all already know you were homosexual
now go fuck you little nigger boyfriend stupid queer
I wonder if Boy C caught the corona virus

He hasn't been on tto in days
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Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:04 am

Aye sohroeom why so many Samoan Laotian mfs live in Greenspoint


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mfeswhtx wrote:Aye sohroeom why so many Samoan Laotian mfs live in Greenspoint


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I never seen no samoan lotion niggas where you be seein them niggas @ bee btw plz hook me up wit one of ur guanaca cousins
phox wrote:I have k-rino old astro van from the early 90's I'll sell it to you for 30k.It don't run but you can put it in your spc museum
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I like watching these short inspirational vids
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Sun Apr 19, 2020 4:07 pm

Can’t really be mad at any black ppl who hate white people

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Can’t really be mad at any black ppl who hate white people

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funny shit

:lol: :lol: the 1920s were so cool
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Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:33 pm

I wonder if the boots I'm wearing ever ate a black baby
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💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩life is poop rn

Real talk real spit

But I’ma just be patient and try my best to enjoy life regardless.
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Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:18 pm

Dat_Meskin wrote:
Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:33 pm
I wonder if the boots I'm wearing ever ate a black baby
bruh r u a part of the current plex on social media between blacks & mexicans? it all started because black teens robbed a tamale man......now blacks r on a rampage exposing Mexicans who say the n word
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Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:45 pm

I heard when rek watches porn his favorite is bleached butthole category.


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how much u offering tho

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Shroom wrote:I heard when rek watches porn his favorite is bleached butthole category.


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Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

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Wed Apr 22, 2020 2:44 pm


2813308004 wrote:
Dat_Meskin wrote:
Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:33 pm
I wonder if the boots I'm wearing ever ate a black baby
bruh r u a part of the current plex on social media between blacks & mexicans? it all started because black teens robbed a tamale man......now blacks r on a rampage exposing Mexicans who say the n word
No, but I did see a video of some black kids robbing a mexican lady selling corn. And i heard the black kids house was shot at or something a few days later.

Idc about race, but that was pretty fucked up.


I've never seen a mexican kid go up to a black lady selling... wait, what do they sell?...

Alright. I've never seen a mexican kid go up to a black lady and steal her food stamps... i would take the black ladies side.

It's not right to steal from defenseless women.
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