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Tue Feb 07, 2017 1:05 am

Donald Trump made news during Super Bowl 51 this past Sunday when he was caught berating former U.S. president GEORGE BUSH SR as the ex president came out to make the ceremonial coin flip at NRG FIELD in HOUSTON, TX. With cameras rolling, Trump bragged about how he could easily "beat up" the senior BUSH and that he could do it faster than OBAMA could. He continued, saying that BUSH should be ashamed of his "horrible appearance," stating that he showed weakness by using a wheelchair and that his frail body made him look "absolutely un-American." Later on Trump continued the verbal onslaught, tweeting that GEORGE BUSH had really "let himself go", and that the whole thing was "just terrible." More REAL NEWS as it comes..

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Tue Feb 07, 2017 4:23 am

"OYE COMMIE VAS," the SUNDANCE darling that has movie critics abuzz, tells the heartwarming tale of Jelo-lo, an AUTISTIC COMMUNIST who loves to mimic LATIN dances while dreaming of someday meeting his idol FIDEL CASTRO.. With the help of his bumbling brother DELO-LO, the two set off on a dangerous journey from NEW YORK to CUBA all the while using JELO-LO's brisk dance moves to hustle money in NYC's seedy underground dance world. Starring RUSSELL CREEP as Barnaby, a breakdancing bum who shows the pair the true value of friendship and RONDA DEETS, a former salsa teacher turned prostitute who teaches JELO-LO that Communists and CAPITALISTS can co-exist during COLD WARS and DANCE WARS...streaming early next month only on NIETFLIX..

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Tue Feb 07, 2017 4:39 am

TTO megastar REKSHOTS held a huge event in Central Park today.. The gathering was held to promote REKSHOTS new book REKS GONNA GIVE IT TO YA and to announce that he had reached #1 status on TEXASTAKEOVER. REKSHOTS arrived to an adoring crowd draped in a stunning RUPAL gown that is sure to become the talk of the town!! The audience shrieked hysterically as REKSHOTS proclaimed as loud as he could that he was the QUEEN of all media, creepily reminiscint of HOWARD STERNS event several years earlier.... Only after the roar of his fans died down did CEO reluctantly hand REKSHOTS a golden ACTAVIS bottle and the keys to TTO, which CEO told REKSHOTS NEVER to use while he was there.. REKSHOTS waved at the crowd before leaving via a jet pack.. Unforgettable!!!

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Tue Feb 07, 2017 4:54 am

Donald Trump has announced that in Leui of CONSTRUCTIION of a giant wall separating the U.S. and Mexico, TRUMP will instead build elaborate military style obstacle courses all along the border which desperate Mexicans can attempt to traverse if they want to come to America. As a gift to the AMERICAN PEOPLE Donald Trump plans to use the obstacle course shenanigans that follow to create BORDER BLOOPERS, a new show from TBS and TRUMP MEDIA to be aired opposite Trumps old show THE APPRENTICE, now being hosted by ARNOLD SHWARZENEGGAR..

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Tue Feb 07, 2017 5:42 am

In a show of Friendship, I have created silly content for you all. As I post this shit I am simultaneously working on my forthcoming book A TRAVELLERS TRAGEDY (working title..)In between pages of my book Im keeping myself charged up with IQ enhancing Cuban coffee and Im keeping myself sane by sharing nonsensical bullshit with u In the spirit of good times!!. That way I can keep my mind in motion while trying to figure out what the next paragraph of my story will be..kind of my way of combating writers block... I realize my work is sloppy and lacks reinforcement but hey, you gotta give it your best shot.. hopefully I can survive the tide of crippling insight from the ALPHA dawgs that I want to impress!! Please be kind!! After all, your souls our being sewn into this book. Names have been changed and all that.. Well, back to work!! More news coming soon..

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