confession i met spm
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:16 am
I actually met him about twenty years ago. My best friend and I were total dorks around 17 years old, and spent our summers fishing. Cinco ranch Lakes was our go to spot and we would be out there every day from 6am til about noon. One day this Black dude, with chains and a grill, walks up and starts asking us what was in the lake and what we had been catching. We talk for a few minutes and he asks us if we could look at the poles and tackle he had at the house to see if it would work.
The house was on the lake so we followed him around to the driveway. The cheapest of the 20 cars in the driveway was a corvette and the rest were stuff you only see on tv. My buddy elbowed me and said “Dude that is ESG mofo”, being a nerd I still had now clue what the hell that meant. So we are looking at his tackle and what not and he invites us out back to the pool. There is dj equipment on the balcony and chicks in bikinis sitting all around the pool. I recognized the Mexican dude sitting in the shade drinking but could not put a name to the face. ESG turned to us and said they were making a movie called Creepshow, and if we helped him fish he would let us be in the background. Then he asked if we wanted to meet SPM.
He was very quiet and didn’t have much to say, asked us about the fish, and told us we should come back the next day for filming. I went home and grabbed my spm cd for him to sign, rolled a joint of my shitty shwag and got all excited. When we showed up at the lake the next day it was empty, there were a couple people cleaning up, and they told us that scene had finished last night. It was the producers house or something and that SPM and ESG would probably not be back. .
The house was on the lake so we followed him around to the driveway. The cheapest of the 20 cars in the driveway was a corvette and the rest were stuff you only see on tv. My buddy elbowed me and said “Dude that is ESG mofo”, being a nerd I still had now clue what the hell that meant. So we are looking at his tackle and what not and he invites us out back to the pool. There is dj equipment on the balcony and chicks in bikinis sitting all around the pool. I recognized the Mexican dude sitting in the shade drinking but could not put a name to the face. ESG turned to us and said they were making a movie called Creepshow, and if we helped him fish he would let us be in the background. Then he asked if we wanted to meet SPM.
He was very quiet and didn’t have much to say, asked us about the fish, and told us we should come back the next day for filming. I went home and grabbed my spm cd for him to sign, rolled a joint of my shitty shwag and got all excited. When we showed up at the lake the next day it was empty, there were a couple people cleaning up, and they told us that scene had finished last night. It was the producers house or something and that SPM and ESG would probably not be back. .