time I came clean boys

[StaySmokinAndLeanin]

I sexually identify as a hip hop producer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of going through NYC dropping my fire mixtapes on disgusting children. People say to me that a person being a good hip hop producer is impossible and that I'm fucking retarded, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having Skrillex install a pirated version of GarageBand and samples on my computer and a microphone. From now I want you guys to call me "Swagger H" and respect my right to rap. If you can't accept me you're a hiphopophobe and need to check your fire mixtape privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[Rekshots]

[Venom]

"Swagger H"

The H stands for ?

[StaySmokinAndLeanin]

Like I fucking know...I read it on a website...and laughed