After years of extensive research, the data is finally strong enough to form a conclusion on the average type of Houston hoes. **

We have categorized the Houston hoes aka thots into 4 main areas; Nawf, Souf, East, and West.

The final consensus for each category is.....


Nawf side hoes:
Dirty
stank pussy
good head
don't have jobs or a car
might steal your car charger if left unattended for more than 2 minutes

East side hoes:
might be illegal
know how to make home cooked meals
low iq
Love guys with trucks
Drink more beer than men

West side hoes:
Sophisticated
Domesticated
Live off parents salary
Drive a mustang, jeep, or camaro
High maintenance


Souf side hoes: ***
Can fight
Can roll blunts
Probably sell weed
Had a tattoo by the age of 15
Have memorized Mo City Don freestyle
Parents divorced





** ONLY APPLIES TO LATINAS, NOT ENOUGH DATA GATHERED FOR OTHER RACES

***JUST STAY AWAY FROM THESE LOL

Ima Souf side hoe lol except I don’t know no city freestyle

Ronni313 wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:52 pm

Ima Souf side hoe lol except I don’t know no city freestyle

Ronni stfu, you got aids

I could definitely link with somebody from the west side

Just as long as she promises to become independent

Up north shyt be like Cardi B

But tbh after a minute of her talking I feel like my head is about to explode

Ronni313 wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:52 pm

Ima Souf side hoe lol except I don’t know no city freestyle

why are you so proud to be white trash? you are like 36 and you think its cool to smoke weed and be trashy.

like wtf ronni

get it the fuck togetha

U ain't lying bout them Eastside hoes tho

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Ronni that's nothing to be proud of

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Y’all aint nothing to be proud of.

Being a silver spoon child ain’t exactly nothing special either

Plus I was joking anyway I don’t sale weed and my parents were not divorced and I ain’t get no tattoo young and so ya

No Southwest?

- Swangin thru the hood jamming Beltway 8

Faggot stay in River oaks

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Boy C wrote:No Southwest?

- Swangin thru the hood jamming Beltway 8

Shut the fuck up bitch

mfeswhtx wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:00 pm

Faggot stay in River oaks

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he wishes he lived in river oaks lol

he lives off braeswood

mfeswhtx wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:00 pm

Faggot stay in River oaks

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Let’s meet in Upper Kirby for a drink :wrist: