Rekshots review Lil keke We from texas

[Rekshots]

Hello queers and faggots its been quite some time since daddy cumshots did a review. This time I got a request from dat meskin begging me to review a song for him. Most likely because hes a follower who cant’ form his own opinion so he’s gonna just repeat my thoughts at the lunch table tomorrow morning to sound like a wise faggot. Guess what, he’s in luck, I ran out of anime porn to watch for the day and decided to review some rap music. This time its lil keke im from texas. This can’t be horrible right? Its lil keke rapping about texas. This has to be good right? Its not like lil keke is gonna be a washed up old fag trying to look young around a bunch of teens right?
Well lets jump into it just like how the priest jumped into dat meskin’s blowup doll wife last week.

The first thing I see in the video is big nigga ass and thats fine, since this is a texas rap video and big asses are hot in h town from all the churches chicken and ramon noodles the niggers eat (pre k: thats it im leaving TTO again, I can’t take this bullshit racism, im going back to my own forum where me my dad and dat meskin post about our cats. Fuck racism im out fuck tto).

The beat to the song is very loud, thats the only way I can describe it really. Its just a bunch of very loud high hats and loud bass and some weird woopy whistle sound in the back. Its not a bad beat but I think this kind of beat is what all the zoomers love. Im an old fag so I have no idea what a “new beat” sounds like. I stil think dem franchise boys are a popular rap group, I think they are hot new fresh shit. I really have nothing else to really say about the beat, its fine I guess.

Lil keke’s goes in first and he’s bring in all of his generic sayings like “donkey is a boss’ and “rip to all da suc souljas who be ded and shit. He then mentions his car and his diamonds and shit. I’m surprise even though he’s 5 foot 1 and 50 years old. He can legally drive a car. Dont texas have laws against midget drivers? In north dakota we can legally kill a midget if he is caught driving a car. Idk I thought texas was the wild west but i guess you guys are just a bunch of pussies. Also why doesn’t lil keke have gold teeth? Do rappers no longer wear gold teeth? I know im old but I swear I thought I saw dem franchise boys wearing gold teeth in one of their videos. The video while keke raps shows the suc dead souljias painted on a wall and some of the guys I have no idea who they are. I see screw, moe, pat , hawk then some guy with a goatee must be some wetback fag who died. Keke then starts singing, of what I think is, the hook, its something about “da lone star state get it straight”. Even though you can see micheal watts cum on his lips. Lil keke is doing pretty well

Then lil keke says “boss” and worthless slim thug shows up. When you see him rapping you can see the shit eating grin on his face, you can tell he’s thinking “im not even gonna try this time hahaha retard keke and my ex boy friend watss is gonna pay me”. And he goes on to raps one of the most boring verses in rap history. I swear we really need that homeless guy who 281 post to explain how slim thug survived so long in the rap game. I mean if you look back at the still tippin tranny trio (mike paulwall an slim thug) and you were to ask someone “which one of these faggots will be gone from the rap game in 15 years” I swear every last one of them will say slim thug. He managed not to fuck in up still tippin 20 years ago and somehow gets the reward of contently making shitty music. Btw the other day that homeless guy had a live stream and he was talking shit about lil keke and saying he was gonna beat his ass lmao. Me, dat meskin and 281 were the only losers watching lol. That homeless fag goes off. Slim thugs goes on to spit his typical shit about “ I to 9 car hell naw none are stolen”. In the typical fashion of slim thug he doesnt even finish a verse cause some zoomer rapper starts rapper. (btw do you guys remember the boss hogg outlaws? I remmeber there was one guy in the group named BJ the rap thug or soemthing and he was pretty good, I just remembered those guys.)

The zoomer rapper I am refering to is some guy name sauce flocka walka and he looks like a faggot with aids. (Yeah, he looks like a faggot with aids... You mad omega red I just called him a NIGGER FAGGOT WITH AIDS. You gonna cry you little bitch omegared more like omega pussy bitch.) He managed to not rhyme one time the entire verse and thats pretty impressive. I’m assuming this is how the zoomers rap now a days. So im just gonna pretend like I enjoy it. You know I gotta try and fit in with all the cool teens. During the video he is dress like a fucking queer and he keeps dancing like a fucking shitfagbitch (rek is running out of insults because he is dumb and gay) and its pretty awful. At one point you can see grandpa keke look at him and kinda cringe but keke is a gay midget with cum on his face he tries to play it off like “im a cool teen just like this guy heheh”. Then the most strangest thing fuckign happens. As keke is singing the chorus sauce keeps fuckign dancing and moving. Tis the weirdest shit i’ve ever fucking seen. You can see keke is kinda feeling uncomfortable. As the beat drops sauce keeps bobbing his head and keke just stands there trying to be cool and mean mug the camera. But then I realize, I bet all the zoomers think sauce is fucking cool and keke is the old pussy loser. Kinda like when I was in elementary school our bus would pick up some 25 year old guy with a mullet. We all thought he was a cool guy he would sit in the back of the bus and sing cool songs like “who let the dogs out” and kid rocks “wanna be a cowboys baby” and limp bizkit “rollin” and one time he sang eminem’s “slim shady”. We all thought he was the coolest guy in the world. With his mullet and jean shorts. But looking back years later he was a total faggot and probably was a 25 year old virgin. His name was corey and I still think about him sometimes and I wonder what happened to him (dat meskin: I bet corey molested rek that why he’s such a fucking weirdo writing a thousand word essay about a shitty rap song). But really if you think about it even like 10 years ago. We would cringe at the boomer wearing his mullet and listening to fucking rock music like journey and van haulen and cringe at how gay he was. Is that what zoomers think about me and dat mesking and pre GAY when we wear our tall tees and baggy jeans and listen to dem franchse boys and the g unit. Wow thats sad. Almost as sad as this review.

Then after the chorus. Its now zero our hero’s time to shyne. Omg im so excited. Even though z ro has been trash for over a decade, I still get excited for his feature. I really hope zero comes off with some real hardcore verse like in the old days. But of course I look at the calender and realize its 2021 and remember zro is trash now. Instead of doing a good verse he decides to sing rap and in typical zero fashion is awful. He says really spm type shit like “my house looks like a elementary school” what a weird fuckign thing to say lol. He then says “they come down here dats why they shit sounds like da souf”. That line really pissed me off. Not because I give a shit but its such a retarded thing to say. Why do old faggot southern rappers always mention “da souf taking over”. Nigga southern rap has been on top for almost fucking 20 years. Southern rap is the fucking norm now. Ask any faggot zoomer to name a new york rapper or west coast fag rapper. They fucking can’t. They have no idea that other regions even have rappers. The only guy I can think of on the west coast is kendrick lamant and only cripples and faggots listne to him. Im gonna fucking say it (281: don’t say it rek Rek: im gonna say it. Mex: if you say it Big J dawg is gonna write a 5000 word essay about being a real nigga Rek: I don’t give a fuck) the south fucking killed rap music ...fuck the south. I really think zro regrets being j princes bitch and he’s salty he never signed a real record deal. He and lil keke had to suck off watts and j prince to stay relevent. Then when zro tried to leave j prince beat his ass lmfao. Wat a total pussy. Anyway the rest of zro’s verse was just his typical shit about being rich now and how he misses the suc souljas and shit. The only good part is seeing big pokey chilin. He such a damn cool teddy bear. (why did rek refer to pokey as a teddy bear? I really think Corey mosleted him while listing to “who let the dogs out”)

Over all the song was not bad nor good. I personally would give it 5 stars out of 10. but I really can’t review modern rap since Im a boomer. I wonder if zoomers would like this music? Or would they cringe at old keke and slim thug? I really dont’ know, thats why me and dat meskin are gonna go to the park tomorrow and talk to teenager and force them to listen to the song. We gonna have to stop wearing starch jeans and tall tees and fitted caps tho. We will stick out like a sore thumb.


I hope you trannies enjoyed another Queershots review.

btw ronnie has a very ugly baby

[Dat_Meskin]

10/10 review 🥲

Big pokey was the star of the whole video for sure, if they sold a pig pokey SUC teddy bear i would buy like 3 of them

Thanks sucka, i mean Rek

Im going to wait outside the high school tomorrow and tell all the cool high school kids I wrote this

Hopefully they think im cool like corey and want to hang out with me at the arcades and skate park since thats what cool kids do i think. We can also prank call girls LOL. just like i always dreamed of doing when i was in high school in 1988

God is giving me a second chance to be a cool teen!!!

[Dat_Meskin]

Update..

None of the kids knew who lil keke, slim thug, zro, or sauce walka flocka were

Then they laughed at my clothes and beat my ass

Some things never change..

[Pre-K]

Fuck you


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[mfeswhtx]

Lmsoooo


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[Dat_Meskin]

My wife said i gotta get rid of my collection..

So whoever wants them for free can pick them up

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[Rekshots]

My wife said i gotta get rid of my collection..

So whoever wants them for free can pick them up
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i actually bought one of these last week. feels good fucking it but you gotta soak it in hot water for like 30 min and put alot of lotion in the rubber pussy. its rally worth da money and when you are done with it just throw it in the closet lmao.

[Rekshots]

my mon came over and looked in my closet. i said i got it as as a joke. she stuck her finger in the pussy and sniffed her finger and she puked. i didn't clean it that night lmao. old bitch is mad

[Dat_Meskin]

I told my wife i sold them but secretly keep them in the attic

I be fucking rubber pussy in 150°F attic heat lmao

Dat puzzy be wetttt

[Donnie]

Wtf


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[Europe Savage]

He says really spm type shit like “my house looks like a elementary school”

So can we agree that Carlos Coy is Z-Ro’s ghostwriter?