Rekshots wrote:
oooo boy i member our college days. man those weree a great time to be alive. remember our second semester we took philosophy with professor Jimkerberg. man Mr Jimkerber was one hell of a teacher. that one time he took us to visit the holocaust museum and we all were excited. i still remember when the tour guide showed us the anne Frank memorial and i still remember you saying "i woudn't mind holocausting that pussy!!".. no body laughed and mr jimkerberg shook his head and had a shameful look on his face. later that day we walked back the the anne frank memorial and we started jacking off our large dicks on her diary and all over her pictures. until we both busted a large nutt at the exact same time. we then rubbed our dicks on anne franks old dress. mayne wat a good time. however, we didn't know anna franks long lost sister was actually visiting and she wittnessed the entire ordeal. i still remember lookin at her 99 year old body and saying "i wouldn't mind gassing dat pussy girl". the bus ride back was complete silence and you could see mr Jimkerberg was questioning his life choices
the next monday after class was over mr jimkerberg asked us to have a convo with him in his office. we waited in his office both of us scared shitless. then mr jimkerberg walks in dressed up as an ss solider and told us to get naked. we got excited becasue we assumed mr jimkberg was gonna rape us. then anne frank's sister walks in wtih a giant black dildo and start shoving it up our buttholes. man that was one painful afternoon. she then looked in our eyes after raping our buttholes and said "your asshole just got shoahed". we both walked out off mr jimkerberg's office with a wider degree of knowledge and a wider butthole.
after that day we learned the holocaust was nothing to laugh about
Well ill say, REKSHOTS!!! Now that was a memory worth remembering!!. Gee whiz, just 2 guys discovering the world.
I know we swore to never, ever discuss this next story, REK but fuck it.... But Fuck It...Reminds me of a JOHNNY CARSON skit....
Johhny Carson, putting a sealed letter to his head and predicting an answer to the question within...''BUT FUCK IT"
CARSON, after opening the sealed envelope and reading its contents: What J-Don said to his UNCLE after he asked him what he wanted him to do with his asshole!!... Hay-yo!!!
Haha!! Oh J-Don, you are so mischievous..
Anyway, Rekshots, I know we swore to take this to our graves but it just needs to be said.... I still shudder thinking about it but if I steady myself I may just get through this..
Remember that time we were working on a school project a couple of months after that whole HOLOCAUST DEBACLE?? We were building a device that could possibly locate the remaining US SOLDIERS still lost in the jungles of vietnam... We were still pretty WOKE about that whole fiasco at the museum when we came up with an idea so sensational our hearts nearly exploded through our pocket protectors!! What if, in that HOLOCAUST MUSEUM, on one of those exhibit train freight cars that was used to transport JEWS to concentration camps, there was still a surviving JEW inside, waiting to be rescued? If it could still happen in vietnam, then why couldnt we possibly find a jew in one of those train cars!!!! Wow!! Remember REKSHOTS, we were so sure we would get A's plus possibly return a war captive back to civilization...
There we were, back at that museum with our detective kits,.. Do you still remember, REKS, how on the 3rd train we investigated how we first saw GOLDY? He was sitting in the corner, wearing tattered striped prison clothes, huddled tightly in a corner.. when we approached he looked up, frightened.. how we panicked when the dusty jew began to call us HITLA, HITLA!!!! How we cried with sympathy!!! ..
Remember how we sneaked him in to our dorm? We fed him and let him binge on HISTORY CHANNEL programming.. It just so happened that GOLDY caught the beginning of a HITLER marathon and with each passing episode GOLDY became more and more hostile... Following that he saw HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS WITH THE S.S. and THE THIRD REICH IS ALRIGHT, nazi propaganda films never scene before...
Reks, you and i retired to our quarters and left GOLD-DAWG to it..All night were heard yiddish cussing and the slap of his hands to the wall but we understood where the anger came from. the next morning GOLDY had disappeared. We looked for him everywhere. The last thing he watched was a music video on YOUTUBE. It was NEO NAZI supergroup SCREWDRIVER playing their all time hit, JEW KILLA...
Although we searched and searched, GOLDY was gone...
Then, do you remember the horrific news stories? Remember how german families began complaining that someone had dug up their dead nazi loved ones and was taking massive shits inside their rotted skulls? Oh my goodness, REKS, do you remember all those crying souls, young and old finding their nazi dads, brothers or uncles unearthed and with their mouths used as shit bowls? The evil we unleashed, Rekshots, still alarms me to this day... i dont care who sees this, we have got to come clean... I still remember the letter GOLDY left behind. It was his TO DO list and i found it later on. SHIT ON NAZI SKULLs was there but the last one intrigued me.. RAPE J DON FOR BEING FAKE... Damn, let us know how it goes, J DON ...
