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Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:25 pm

Book of Sirach, Chapter 25:

Women - Evil and Virtuous

12 Worst of all wounds is that of the heart, worst of all evils is that of a woman.
13 Worst of all sufferings is that from one's foes, worst of all vengeance is that of one's enemies:
14 No poison worse than that of a serpent, no venom greater than that of a woman.
15 With a dragon or a lion I would rather dwell than live with an evil woman.
16 Wickedness changes a woman's looks, and makes her sullen as a female bear.
17 When her husband sits among his neighbors, a bitter sigh escapes him unawares.

18 There is scarce any evil like that in a woman; may she fall to the lot of the sinner!
19 Like a sandy hill to aged feet is a railing wife to a quiet man.
20 Stumble not through woman's beauty, nor be greedy for her wealth;
21 The man is a slave, in disgrace and shame, when a wife supports her husband.
22 Depressed mind, saddened face, broken heart - this from an evil wife.
Feeble hands and quaking knees - from a wife who brings no happiness to her husband.
23 In woman was sin's beginning, and because of her we all die.
24 Allow water no outlet, and be not indulgent to an erring wife.
25 If she walks not by your side, cut her away from you.
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Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:27 pm

This is so old and still so true.

Fuck these bitches, let's get money, nigga!
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Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:22 am

"It aint nun to cut that bitch off" - God

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Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:39 pm

“She’ll bust it down for some damn lime-a-ritas” -God


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Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:53 am

These God quotes, where can I find them? They sound legit as fuck... 🤣🤣

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Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:41 am

Pre-K wrote:
Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:39 pm
“She’ll bust it down for some damn lime-a-ritas” -God


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Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:58 pm

Immigration activists project 'Jesus was a migrant' onto church

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Fri Dec 28, 2018 1:12 pm

Boy C wrote:
Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:58 pm
Immigration activists project 'Jesus was a migrant' onto church

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I saw yo mom's at church wearing that fucking shirt you gave her for Christmas you fucking testicle

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Your mom did a bad job instilling those same values onto you

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Fri Dec 28, 2018 1:17 pm

lmao holy shit

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Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:09 am

United Methodist Church Votes To Keep Bans On Same-Sex Weddings, LGBTQ Clergy
Leaders of the United Methodist Church have rejected the One Church Plan, a measure that would have eased restrictions on gay clergy and same-sex marriages, with delegates voting against it at a special session of the church's General Conference.

On Tuesday afternoon, delegates from around the world voted 438 to 384 to pass what was called the Traditional Plan, which maintains the church's rules.

Earlier, delegates also had defeated the One Church Plan, which would have allowed individual churches to decide how they handle issues of same-sex weddings and the sexuality of their clergy.
https://www.npr.org/2019/02/26/69818834 ... btq-clergy






Preach intolerance brehs
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Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:25 am

good thats the way it should be

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Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:11 pm

Desperado wrote:
Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:25 am
good thats the way it should be
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Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:23 pm

Y’all did that Ash Wednesday?

Put ashes on your forehead brehs

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Boy C wrote:
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Y’all did that Ash Wednesday?

Put ashes on your forehead brehs

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I did
is there a problem brehs?

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Sun Mar 10, 2019 10:07 am

Boy C is all about freedom but wants to control what everyone does


I hope his sandals get caught on a slightly elevated sidewalk and he trips and scrapes his knees really bad


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