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Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:13 pm

post them big pokey facts that you know

big pokey used to play football
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wat other big pokey facts yall got?
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Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:53 pm

Did he lose weight like Paul Wall did or is he still fat as shit


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Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:47 pm

big pokey moved keys in his diaper
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Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:06 pm

anyone got footage of big pokey playin football?

i wanna see him knock niggas out in the field
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Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:08 pm

Here are my favorite facts:

He has seen a human with a dragon head

He caused Hurricane Harvey when he spinned around at a grocery store

He called Junebug to Yellowstone for a Yellowstone fight. When Junebug went, the sensei vanished in thin air
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Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:47 pm

not a fact but i heard big pokeys neck opens up like a hinged box and holds the holy grail

but to unlock it he has to freestyle for 8 hours without taking a break to eat a cheeseburgr a pizza and a whole fried chicken and hes never been able to do that he just gets too hungry
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Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:43 am

Big Pokey & K.B. are koo ...
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Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:41 am

I heard pig pokey was supposed to have a twin but he absorbed him into his neck while he was an embryo

Some say that's where he gets all his freestyles from

I hope he donates his body to science when he dies so they can do experiments on his smart neck
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Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:11 am

Desperado wrote:
Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:47 pm
big pokey moved keys in his diaper
:lol:
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Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:13 am

StreetMusic wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:43 am
Big Pokey & K.B. are koo ...
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That's a koo pic
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Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:13 am

Fact: Big Pokey is big
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Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:03 am

StreetMusic wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:43 am
Big Pokey & K.B. are koo ...
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more koo pics pleas
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