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ban gay marriage because that shit isn't normal

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Ban gay marriage cuz that shit is gay


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Pre-K wrote:
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Ban gay marriage cuz that shit is gay


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Pre-K wrote:
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Ban gay marriage cuz that shit is gay


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I went to Papa John's today for dinner. I ordered a large thin crust with pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple. I ordered online and went to pick it up about 15 minutes later. After I paid, the worker opened the box to show me the pizza. I don't like when they do this as the workers typically handle money and then touch my pizza box, but that is a discussion for another time. I noticed there was a garlic dipping sauce in the corner of the pizza box, and I informed the worker that thin crust pizzas were not supposed to get the sauce. He just shrugged and closed the box, and then I left and came home.

So here I am, faced with a quandary: Do I use the sauce with my pizza, even though the sauce is ill-obtained? I admit I am used to eating my pizza without it, but it is really tempting me. I want to do the right thing.

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Mon May 07, 2018 10:27 am

^ i think u should call corporate and tell them you obtained a sauce illegaly and that u are sorry, u might get a reward.
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Mon May 07, 2018 12:18 pm

I just called corporate and told them you stole sauce they’re coming to get you #SnitchBoyz


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#PropzPreK #SnitchOfTheDay

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Shroom wrote:
Mon May 07, 2018 10:27 am
^ i think u should call corporate and tell them you obtained a sauce illegaly and that u are sorry, u might get a reward.
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

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Rekshots wrote:
Mon May 07, 2018 6:45 pm
Shroom wrote:
Mon May 07, 2018 10:27 am
^ i think u should call corporate and tell them you obtained a sauce illegaly and that u are sorry, u might get a reward.
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
what british bum did you stole this from, bloody hell damnit

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Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:07 pm

Pretty quiet around here with all this WINNING.

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Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:05 pm

Separating children from their parents though?

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Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:32 pm



"But her emails"
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Supreme Court Upholds Trump’s Travel Ban, Delivering Endorsement of Presidential Power
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Wed Jun 27, 2018 4:21 pm

It's over brehs. Trump is about to pick another conservative judge.
WASHINGTON - Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced his retirement Wednesday, giving President Donald Trump the chance to cement conservative control of the high court.
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